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Friday, October 30, 2009

Scary Surrealist Excercise Warning it's scary! FOR HALLOWEEN!

So last night i went over to my friend dee's house to play some scary surrealist writing games. Here are my answers to questions exploring attachment to an unknown object, which in this case was a Stuffed Ghost Cat-

1. Is it diurnal or nocturnal?
It comes out on the cusp of daybreak to bring those unfortunate soul caught in its midst & drags them into its mealy graves.

2. Does it know love?
The only love it knows is the sound of a coffin snapping shut.

3. What does it eat?
It crawls inside you and eats ur insides for midnihgt treats and turns you into a walking shell of maggots and bones.

4. What is its spacial orientation in relation to the human body?
See above.

5. What time period does it belong to?
It is eternally, everpresently. Killed in 1879 at the hands of torurous and cruel children.

6. What happens when it is submerged in water?
It drags you down to the depths of its murky swamps to meet a ragged witch whose cackle splits your eardrums and cracks ur spine.

7. What element does it correspond to?
it is as chilling and piercing as the wind, as ravenous as the earth's overgrown weeds, and as demanding and ruthless and a fire.

8. What disease does it correspond to?
The black plague.

9. What zodiac sign does it correspond to?
It is as stubborn as a taurus, as merciless as an aries, as vindictive and sly as a scorpio, as methodical and industrious as a virgo, as tempestuous as an aquarius and as gentle as a cancer whilst singing you its lullabies of death.

10. What crime is it?
Justifiable homocide.